This is it! The OFFICIAL PERSONAL HOMEPAGE of that most
malevolent midget mutilator, ODERUS URUNGUS,
lead throat-thing of the most dangerous band on this or any other planet--

ODERUS URUNGUS TO HOST GOLDEN GODS 2008 AWARDS!

Attention human scum! You in back, put the crack pipe down! And give it to me. Wait, no, fill it up first. With crack you idiot, not your bloody boogers! O.K., lets try again-- It is I, ME, ODERUS URUNGUS, ruler of Earth and lead singer of the sickest band in metal (or any other substance), the mighty GWAR, here to bombard you with an announcement of cosmic import! I farted! And also this—yours truly, I, me , Oderus Urungus (did I mention my name?) have been given the ass-splitting honor of hosting the most prestigious ceremony in the world of metal, the Metal Hammer Golden Gods 2008 awards, held at the IndigO2 (O2 Arena) in London, England! Yes, I am as confused as you are, considering that the only thing greater than the contempt I feel for all humans is my ignorance of the music they play. But I shall put aside all these feelings of hatred (because I wasn’t nominated for anything), and join with my metallic brethren and…sistren(?) in what promises to be the most debauched night in metal awards shows in London that I host history!  This colossal event shall feature not one but two stages, and one of them is on a boat! And you know how I love boats, or at least sinking them. Job For a Cowboy and Bring Me the Horizon shall play as the murky waters of the Thames close about their heads! Then on to the main event, where DISTURBED, IN FLAMES, TESTAMENT and CHILDREN OF BODOM shall entertain with their sonic sickness, and, with a host of others that I have never listened to and am completely oblivious of, shall gather together under the banner of METAL (well, not really a banner of metal, I mean a banner is usually made out of cloth, but you get the picture)…but anyway, lots of hairy, smelly people will be getting together to get drunk and give each other awards, and apparently I will be announcing the winners from a podium or something. And your votes will decide the winners, as they wouldn’t agree with my idea of making these people fight to the death for the dubious honors over which they vie. So show your support for the loudest form of music in history, and go to http://www.metalhammer.co.uk to cast your votes. And make sure you vote for Municipal Waste as best underground act! Finally the night shall end (possibly) in the drug-soaked reverie of the dreaded after-party, where the members of Viking Skull will take turns vomiting in a moldy jock-strap, the chunks of which shall be distributed to the jeering crowd. After that the audience which has not wound up dead or in prison shall be free to leave. Mein Gott, what hath thou wrought! And I will be bashing, bellowing and barking out orders all goddamn night! And now to address that one problem with this whole proceeding—that I’m not nominated for anything! So I’m proposing a new category—“biggest cock in rock”…and the winner is…ME!

DISTURBED, IN FLAMES, TESTAMENT and CHILDREN OF BODOM are scheduled to perform at the Metal Hammer Golden Gods 2008 ceremony on Monday, June 16 at the IndigO2 (O2 Arena) in London, UK.

Hosted by Oderus Urungus from legendary metal crew GWAR, the Metal Hammer Golden Gods 2008 will boast the most elaborate production ever seen from a rock awards show. Metal Hammer will also host a second stage for the first time ever, aboard the Thames' finest vessel, the Dixie Queen. A bunch of rabid fans will get the chance to see live sets from some of the hottest up-and-coming metal bands in the world, including BRING ME THE HORIZON and JOB FOR A COWBOY, while chugging their way up the Thames to the O2.

For a complete list of this year's Metal Hammer Golden Gods nominees, click here.

MTV2 is once again confirmed as the TV partner to the Metal Hammer Golden Gods and will broadcast an exclusive Golden Gods program following the ceremony. XFM is the radio partner.

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ODERUS SPOTTED IN PITTSBURGH WITH NEW GIRLFRIEND



Antarctic rock god and known despoiler of 83% of the surface world, ODERUS URUNGUS, lead singer of the mighty GWAR, was sighted recently in balmy Pittsburgh with this beautiful hag. The loving couple were observed sitting at a bus stop across from Heinz Field at 8:30 in the freezing morning cold for no apparent reason. This picture was snapped from the safety of a passing tank that moments later ran afoul of an insurgent roadblock. This apparent shift in affections marks Oderus's latest foray into love-land since his widely-witnessed anal break-up with Pookie the Wonder-Dog. Speculation as to the identity of this latest sexual conquest has ranged from the woman being Anastasia Romanov, the last surviving child of murdered Russian Czar Nicholas, to an ageing Mary Poppins. Speculation has ceased however, due to the discovery of the woman's fucked, burned, and headless body in a trash dumpster behind pardoned rapist's Jerome Bettis' bar.

When asked why the police have no apparent interest in the woman's identity, pig spokesman Jim Nasium said, "We're talking about GWAR here. If Oderus wants to come to town and rape old ladies, I'm not gonna stop him. In fact Oderus has called me personally to assure me the body was not my Mom and to offer the corpse to the general public as a free fuck-hole. Plus Jerome's place is a rape-free zone, meaning you're allowed to rape". In keeping with his master's wishes, Nasium will nail the woman's body to a tree outside the bar, where homeless people are encouraged to come by and "put their dicks in her".

GWAR is currently in their Antarctic fortress/ studio planning and producing their greatest work yet in celebration of next year's 25th anniversary. The band plans to do some limited touring this summer, go to Japan in September, and devastate the U.S. this fall with a their take on the American elections. This is expected to be a violent one.